50 shades of Grim

In advance, this post is quite to the point and is talking about sexual stuff. You may agree what I'm saying but  if your not comfortable with reading such things then well I suggest you skip this post.

I feel like I should have done this post ages ago, but since I've actually been outside my house and talked to my class mates, my feelings about this book (if you guessed correctly) is probably at it's worst. I generally don't have anything against such books. I mean if you like reading those tyoes of books/stuff then fine whatever I don't really have a bad word to say about it, but sharing your tales, or if I am aware what the book type is, then well please keep them comments of yours to yourself. And never, ever recommend me such a book. As I can find better books which do not have something like in, because well I'm just not that sort of person.  And if you do enjoy such thing well okay then you've read it, lovely great. But keep it too yourself god damn it!
If you haven't really read the book and wondering what the massive fuss is about, well if it helps telling you it's a porno. To those who have read it, I really don't want to know how you get your self "wet" because that's what the book is supposed to do. Turn you on, yeah that's what all your friends or that mum in the shop just recommended you to read they are all getting turned on by this book. Lavely. Only you just keep it too yourself.
The other day I went for enrollment (will explain in another post) and this girl from my school called me immature because the disgust on my face when she said she wanted to read it. Oh lord. How you just told me so much about your personal being. Things I do not want to know. So if me knowing this about you now means I'm immature, well okay I'm immature. But for gods sake it's all about sex, and saying things like oh it's a great literature and it's a best seller. Is not a reason to openly talk about such a thing. I am not welcome to it, and I will openly judge you about it.
Another thing is that people who have read the book openly tell you about it if you haven't read it, and these lavely people recommend it to you. Now generally it's a older person recommending it. I will now explain why this situation disturbs me. The lady who is old enough to be your mother or grandmother is recommending you porn. Porn she loves and got wet about, or may have given some ideas. She is telling and recommending this best seller book.
I hope your understanding what I mean cause if not, you're the reason why I am not a human anymore. Stupid, disgraceful species (aside from you nice ones though).
I think the worse part is that well there are people my age (16) and younger i.e 10 year olds are reading it. Shouldn't there be some kind of restriction on this book? I mean I mean you can't go and buy porn until 18 why should you be able to buy this book? I mean it's exactly the same. Just in a book. Nothing makes it different just because it's in writing.


Now what I'm trying to say is that I absolutely have nothing against the book, only the people reading it and sharing it. It scares me, it honestly does, and I feel I don't really want to be part of such a thing, and if you have read it all I'm saying is keep it to your self. At the rate this is going, they'll be porn showing openly in public and it's allll okay. Well it's not. And I still like to keep my mind how it is, and if it changes well lovelies I will be sure to keep it to my self. Because it's private and well why on does anyone need to know? 

Children's clothing on 16 year old idiots.

Now this Thursday I am going to my college for pleasantries, oh and tea. It'll be wonderful, nah am pulling your socks, I'm going in straight after I found out my results for enrollment. Lovely right. I don't even know what to pick for my 4th subject! Thought I had it all figured out by now. Well am telling you this. It isn't and doubt it will be until probably Thursday itself when I get desperate to go home because I need the toilet or I am hungry and I jump in a random line.

Ohkay getting off topic now, you little squishys. So apparently in my old school or ex school, I should say (I guess I just had to leave, it wasn't it, ... I WAS MEE ahh *fake tear drops*) many boys couldn't afford trousers. They still had their trousers from when they were 6 and as it well couldn't go up their bum, they just walked around like idiots with their trousers just underneath their colourful underwear. Now some fools tried telling me this was "swag" and if like me, you are oblivious to the meaning I assume it means cool.
Now if you are a boy and do this, do try and save up for new trousers because in all honesty if you are walking around like that then it's obvious that really only other person to see your bum is your  mum (har har look it rhymes) and that is to wipe it, because obviously your intelligence hasn't developed far enough that you know how to put clothes on. You've just grown in height. And if you haven't grown, well then you're just a short idiot!
However if you are doing that on purpose, then well please send my sympathies to your mother or father. They have an fool for a son. And it's to late for any treatment unless our dear God looks down and gives him a blessing of common sense or even a brain. Until then, I will pray.

Leggings, Short shorts and bodycons

Yallow.
And bunny rabbit can guess what my post type will be like. Yes a rant. Mainly about girls today. Ahh I do love talking about the stupidity of my species. Actually I'm rather ashamed of being a human, therefore from now on I am no longer a human, instead I am a Beanie Being also know to many as Beanoid.

And back to my themed rant. So early this year when I started school, I found that a new fashion as appeared within my school. Bodycon skirts. Now I had come a across a girl who said that short skirts and shorts aren't slutty/sketty. Whatever floats your boat and I will correct you child. When you are wearing short things there is a more of a chance to SEE your private bodily parts. And I am telling you. I DO NOT want to see that shit. You keep all of shit in the bedroom or bathroom where it belongs. Because you see child, and I am explaining this in pretty simple terms. It isn't a pretty sight, and it's one thing wearing all of this short skirts with tights. But without. My mind gets blown. Another question, what the fuck is wrong with your parents? Dear lord, what are you trying to tell people? That as easy as those tights aren't there, and that sight everyone can see, that's as easy you are. Because seriously that's what your telling me. On top of that you don't know what shit people are seeing when that shit rides up, and you don't really look as great as you think you do.
Oh and those legs, boys and girls like climbing those things. So you have fun.

Now the shorts, especially the short shorts. Ahh. Disgusting. I think the rate humans are going, well everyone might as well walk around naked. Who cares?
You can flipping see your arse. Now get that ass of yours and shove it somewhere cause I don't want to see it. It's gross. Bit of but cheeks hanging off the bottom. Ahh you disgust me. You have to have a limit, and if you don't then obviously your an idiot and the reason why people like me don't wanted to be associated with being a human.

Leggings. Reason leggings were made was to slip under that maybe rather short dress you love, but isn't short enough. Now you walking around with leggings and a short top. Well thanks for showing me your body. Why even wear clothes? Seriously why? Everybody can see every inch of that. And well it isn't doing your body any good, yet even you. And you would be surprised about how many guys/chicks take the piss out of you. Cause that sight isn't some sunrise. In fact it's far from it love. You may be assuming if you are skinny and you do this that I'm not talking about you cause well your skinny. No. I am talking about everyone. skinney, fat, curvy. Whatever, shape you are. And I don't give two shits if everyone is doing it. Have some shame.

So this is my opinion on today's fashion. Tadaaa
Beans

I'M BACKKKKK

"Oh please hold the applause, yes yes thanks. Oh you missed me? Ahh darling I missed you too. Kiss Kiss."

And yes I am actually writing a post after so many promises to start updating on a regular base, and I stated I finished school, or was near to finishing. And afterwards I still did not update. Woops. My poor darlings, hanging in there with many many bored tears. Do forgive me. So I would be lying if I said I haven't been blogging, because I have. Yes HAVE, another blog which I strangely have been concentrating on. It's
musicwhichrocks.wordpress.com you could check it out if you want. Obviously you should do so if you love rock music and not that rubbish mainstream crap. And if you adore and admire me, as I know you doveys do. Well in my head you do.

Back to updating, I was merrily sitting on the toilet, which was a delight thanks for asking, when suddenly this blog just popped into my head. Funny as I was plopping... Not sure we want to go into detail there. And I have decided to grant you the latest of "Life of Beans" and what's going on in that place. And don't worry my dears I have one or two rants for you to read about.

Today, 13th August 2012, Monday. It is not an important day for me. What so ever.
Haha I just read what I wrote in my last update and woops looks like I've already told you about my blog. Huh what's are the odds of that happening. And no I will not delete it, poo head.
Next week Thursday is the day of horror. Results Day. I dread the day, as I no longer can remember how well my exams went, how I felt after them. Oh except my English Lit one, ahaha I felt stupid after that, I wrote about the wrong poem, and non of my writing made sense and I didn't even write enough it's like I just gave up in the exam. So my A is out of the window and it has flown away. Far far away. I think I would rather do all the exams then face Thursday. I am so frightened, there is nothing I can do. Balls. I would rather  sit all of my exams again. I feel that was easier. And maybe do better in my English Lit exam. I can't even make myself think I've done okay, because what if on the day I found out I've done so rubbish. D's in all subjects. And straight after going into my school and getting my results I have to go my college to see if I've got in or not. And what if I haven't? Then what, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Seeing all my feelings on the screen has really shunned my happiness. By Thursday this, me, happy will vanish. This is why you don;t ask people about results day. It's stupid, and they feel horrible because now after so much laziness and boredom they wish they did more. And they don't even know what they've got.
*pulling hair out 'cause of humans*

Ahh I am in no mood to write anymore. Will try to update soon.
Beans