Christmas and Religions

Hey guys!
It's been ages since I've had the time to update on the latest fun things, however lately nothing fun or funny apart from the pile of revision I have to do over the two week Christmas break!
Christmas time is really mixed for me, considering I'm a Hindu so the whole aspect of Christmas sometimes really gets me. I mean I don't mind Christmas what so ever, being religious makes me open-minded about the whole thing. But what really gets me sometimes is the fact that all people really think about is "Omg PRESENTS!" this tends to irritate me a lot. Many of these people half of the time probably go on about how they "dislike" religion and how it's a pain in the but. Science is right "blah blah" and then it's like "Omg Christmas" "Omg Easter" "Yaaaaaaaay fun" and I feel really confused because these are all about religous celebrations. Christmas is supposed to be about celebrating the birth of Jesus. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING HAPPY ABOUT IT? YOU SELFISH GIT!
I mainly feel like this, when people are like "yay Christmas". You just can't, at all be all "anti-religion" and then get happy about festivals. It just doesn't work out, I mean for God's sake, you just look like someone who wants presents, or some excuse for them. You might be thinking, "So what about you?" I believe in Jesus. Simple. In the books of my religion there is a connection between one of my God's and Jesus. So it's just natural to me (if that makes any sense). We don't really go all about Christmas, and just celebrate the culture of food and drink. Hardly any presents is involved  And I don't really understand why people dislike religion, okay fine, don't follow the path of God, that is totally fine with me. Maybe some things don't really make sense, like how Earth was made. But I mean, the path to religion is safe. it's teaching you how to be a better person, or at least a good person.  There is nothing to hate about this! Nothing, it's complete rubbish, if you are one of those stupid people who go round insulting religion. Quite frank, if your not religious and have nothing good to say about it, and shut up. No one cares.
Phew. Now that, that rant is out of the way let's go to more nicer things like....
Okay I got nothing, bite me.
Till next time my friends!

Update-tion ;)

Hiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
God, it has been busy! So much to tell you guys!
So I celebrated my birthday with my friends yesterday, watched a movie and ate good food (I have a strange feeling that I was the only actually EATING, ahh nevermind!) School has been hectic, soo in nearly all the subjects coursework has started so I haven been busy doing that. But I have recently started bracelet making, which is awesome and I made my first sale! But I haven't got the money yet...
Sweet Jesus, I feel like I've forgotten how to blog! Most of my spare time, is usually doing this, or that but in a strange way I'm looking forward to school completely finishing forever so I can catch up with everything. The only issue with that is that no more friends, knowing my mother she will probably find some house work to do! Oh the best thing about going college is that I'm going to be doing the subjects which I want! No more maths, or science which should be good. Instead I'm thinking of doing food tech, photography as my main subjects the other two I am unsure about. But I am officially excited about college because one the the activities they do is FENCING, how awesome is that?
I think first I should concentrate on getting my grades to get into the college, but I feel as if everything has suddenly gone hard, and I'm struggling with everything. -Need to keep positive!
I'm trying to look forward for Christmas, but I know that my holiday is going to be rubbish as I have loads of exam's in January which is the down side, but just thinking about the food makes me feel content!
 Oh I went paint-balling for one of my friends birthday. it was great fun apart from that one friend had a break down, which was quite funny afterward when I think of it. However I ended up having a some huge bruises on my leg.
Oh what else can I tell you? Oh a AMAZING friend of mine, gave me a really awesome present for my 16th, she gave me a dream catcher .. when I put it up I'll take a picture for you!
I love it, I'll end up waking up and just staring at it...
Ahh I must say life is good at the moment, crazy but I feel content more then ever ..

Love Beanzy!

Quick Hi and Bye

Hey guys
I'm sorry but this is going to be a shot snappy post I think unless I get carried away.
I know I haven't updated in AGES but boy I have lots to tell you! It's been an interesting couple of weeks and quite busy considering all the exams. But I have made some stuff like friendship bracelets (I'll take a picture to show you) but apart from that it's been busy as ever! Made loads of Diwali food over the half term considering it's on Thursday which is the same day as my sisters birthday, it's a good job I have the day off! In school I have most of my coursework starting and I have my maths exam in a weeks time, so loads of revision going everywhere.
I had a couple of friends birthday go past, so I went paint balling, went for a picnic(yes in the middle of September) while the weather was the unexpected hot and humid-ness.
After my sister's it's my Mum's and crap I haven't brought her anything, maybe a watch?
Damn how time goes quickly! I'll update soon!
Maybe after my birthday when my exam is over and done with and update with some pictures!
Apart from work I have nothing better to say!

Sorry again! And sorry for not adding any humor to this post!
Beanzy xx

Toilet Love!

Hi, so before I mentioned "the toilet essay" so I managed to collect it from school and i brought it home to copy just for you! 

And this work is 100% true and apparently not my best work according to my English teacher! 

and I got a C+ for it, however I personally believe it is more on a B level. But that is my opinion. 

I hope you enjoy it, and don't be shy to tell me your opinions on it or just tell me if you find it funny or stupid. 

Enjoy! 

My toilet. The one place which has captured my heart and soul. The place which holds all the peace in the world. My toilet. When i walk through the white door I know I will be soon at my peace. The soft carpet welcoming my hard worked feet every morning, afternoon, evening and night into its arms. I know that I am welcomed no matter what. No matter what I have done, how angry I am or how sad. It all vanishes into the silence and my toilet gives me my peace. Once that door is closed it as if any crime committed is gone. There is nothing left but myself. Sometimes a visitor comes outside to ask if I’m okay and I know I am because I am with my loyal friend. My toilet. It is one place I can truly be myself. Nobody there to tell me how to be. No rules, no consequences, nothing, you, me or anybody can do wrong in my place of happiness. I know that if I am at my worst, my toilet can make me feel better.
 Flushing is like a waterfall, so noisy yet so beautiful and peaceful. If I know I will be there for a long time I take a book with me and the delightful part I’d that my toilet doesn’t mind. Instead it welcomes my world to join its. As if a connection should happen.
Sitting there as if there is no sense of time, I wait until I am ready to resume my life outside the white door.  Knowing I can go back and share my secrets of my life again, the cold seat now warms goes back to cold. And sits there wondrously, and beautifully. Sometimes, one may open the window to hear the birds and wind, this never bothers my toilet.
For now I will give my toilet a rest and go and face my world. Until next time, my love!  

Pedo Baby

Forget Halloween It's Christmas!

Hello, Wonderful people,

So I went to town today. It was a bit of last minute buying presents for friends. So I had no choice but to go and make sure I buy something. As this year is an important year for all birthdays I didn't want to not get something. And there wasn't even a sale so everything unfortunately was really expensive for my dislike. I mean you all know I'm a cheapo but I tried my best to get something within my budget. But everywhere I went all the nicest things, or the perfect things for my friends were like over £30. But I found something, they're both small things but I hope they like it. So I went town and everything, and well I usually in my head have this competition when on my own, whether I can beat the person walking in front, and I was doing so as there was only one so I felt really please, until my legs started hurting as I hadn't been for walks for a long time, and I somehow unknowingly slowed down, and the dude caught up, which to my annoyance was walking in a medium pace, so I decided to beat him again, and the same thing happened. I beat him and then I slowed down unknowingly then he beat me... etc etc. Just wonderful, until I lost the guy into a crowd of people! 

The exact way I fell over 

 Oh and a rather embarrassing thing happened to me, and I was rather glad I wasn't with anyone and just myself, so I was walking towards the door. And beating some people on the way and well I sort of slipped, and not just the oppies I slipped but one of those and then hardcore fall flat on my face. Damn I was humiliated at the most, and the worst of it all was that I couldn't even hear myself falling, as I had my earphones at the loudest, so if anyone was laughing well I was unaware of it. But boy, I still can't get over it I really wish I heard someone laughing, but then I dashed out of there as fast as possible! Ahh never mind that so I went into shops and that, and well THERES CHIRSTMAS STUFF OUT! I can't believe it, I mean it's not even October, but then it annoyed me when they took out stuff for Christmas in October to, but wow are people really idiots? It's only September for crying out loud! I mean I love Christmas, honestly I do but seriously? It spoils the whole feeling of it, and it's like it comes before everything else like Halloween and bonfire night. It's utterly ridiculous! What are your opinions on that? Let me know!
I'll be making some homemade pizzas today so I better get started! Mmmm can taste it already!
Toodles!

Backpacks and Running

Hi!

So as you all know from my previous post that I have already started school, and that it’s my last year, so I thought I should give you guys a update on life and how it’s going and anything fascinating. And I’m very moved to tell you that well my life is as fascinating as yours. Therefore not much, *wink wink*. Anyway I noticed about two years ago that well the year7’s are becoming smaller and smaller, and the smaller they get the bigger there backpacks are. It’s shocking that such a small, tiny- in fact- creature carries such a massive bag on their small backs. But when I come to think of it, I never really had to carry as much as they seem to be carrying during my day to day life when I was younger. But it just seems as if it’s getting heavier and heavier. Poor little ones, I honestly feel sorry for them, but then you get them full of attitude and it’s like shut up and carry your backpack somewhere far away.

Oh guess what! Compared to last week, this week/ Tuesday were really awesome! I made vegetable rice and sev which is a type of extremely fine noodles made into a milk dessert, I may add the recipe and a picture for you guys, if you want to try it! But overall it was awesome! Totally better than last week! Which was horrible, but school is getting harder and harder work increasing in vast amounts, and all I want is A’s and B’s but I’m finding it ever so difficult to just work hard. But I’m trying and there’s only nine months left till relaxation and job finding. Total happiness!

I must tell you guys something which happened to me while I was walking home. So me and a friend have this ongoing joke of how we are “pedos” so to speak (write). Anyway so this little kid ran past us while we were walking, and my friend was really weirded out as she heard someone running but when she looked back she saw no one but then suddenly it seemed like there was this little girl running from us. And we just found the situation funny because of the ongoing jokes we make. So my friend said things like oh she’s teasing us. And there you had this little kid shaking her hips at us, then suddenly when my friend said “oh she’s going to walk past my house and tease us a bit more” and when she said that the kid walked past her house and took out her hair and shook it. And boy, I nearly pissed myself laughing.  And the strangest thing was that this kid just kept on looking back as if she knew what we were talking about.  So I shall leave you with that, and the fact of the little kid running away from me, in your head and well it’s bedtime for me and school tomorrow. So have a nice day!

G’night beloved little ones, I’ll be dreaming of you all!    

Wonders of Rants

Crapy Days!
I like to think I don’t have many. But I must say that I had a pretty bad day yesterday. I mean it’s not the worst day, that other people may have had but for me it was just that it went worst and worst everytime. Well at that time it felt crap, so don’t judge! Anyway so I woke up that day, excited for school.. Yes I was excited for school- no idea why, but I was, anyway... ARGH! STOP JUDGING ME I AM NOT A NERD! Anyway so everything was fine, walked to school and that, and after form I was walking by myself sort of to my next class, so this girl who I was close with, but for some reason hadn’t talked to be apart from mouthing to me during our first PE lesson whether I would want be her partner, but thankfully I was saved by an amazing friend! So this girl came up to me and was like “I’m sitting next you, I don’t want to sit next to x-name.. I don’t even like her” And suddenly I’m her escape goat, and this just cheesed me off, I mean she had THREE freaking days to ask me how am I and shit, I mean I’m willing to say hi and that, but I’m no crap shit that the first thing you say to me after summer is hi you’re my escape goat. And then she was like “ohhhhhhh we haven’t talked in ages” my reply “yes because it was summer holidays” and she answered “ohh yeeee, true true hehehehehe”  Anyway enough of her, and back to my crappy day, so I had one of my option subject next- business, and boy it SUCKS! I hate it, it’s the most boring subject on earth!  So the teacher wants us to do a load of work and by Friday and I still haven’t done any... fun. And for some unknown reason I don’t understand and I feel to terribly confused! Then came food, and I love this class, it has like my 3 hour a week friends in it, as I only talk to them then, and well they make me laugh so I like to class them as an friend. Strange I know anyway, people tell me I’m a good/okay cook ... so I try my hardest to make good food. But the food I made was terrible. The vegetable burgers didn’t stick together, and I forgot to add salt, and the banoffe pie I made was disgusting!  Bleeeeeeh! What was I thinking? I mean usually my food turns out fine, but arrgh!! So after  food I had to go to a meeting about maths, and whether I am retaking an exam, and as I want to get an A I have to retake as it is best advised! So I am, and then I decided to ask the worst question- when the exam is, AND IT’S ON MY BIRTHDAY! The day I’m turning sixteen, is going to be surrounding by revision... I do hope it’s in the morning- therefore over and done with! and then when I went home, everything had tipped in my bag, so all my food things had well leaked? –should I say... so it was everywhere, and I had to clean it. And then when deciding what to make for dinner, I thought I should improve the recipe and we can have the burger, but my mum just said that she’s not having it, and that if I wanted I can have it. So that sort of hurt my feelings. Ah never mind though, hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

Anybody reading this and gets offended I apologise these are my feelings and opinions at this moment in time, and well if you don’t like them then well I don’t really care...

Anyway hopefully I won’t have rant again. Good day friends! 

Baby's Orders

This made my day!

Stupidity and Toilets

Life. It's a wonderful thing really. Brings so many wonders, and surprises. And you see the sentence I have never really said to any one so I thought why not try it on here. Yes I am strange, or am I? 

So anyway the first two days of school is over... Wow. I'm still in shock that I am part of the oldest year in the school. I can still remember being exciting for school, during my first year, the massive change, thinking about how big the library was and how determined I was to live in it. And how I was going to work so hard, and be the quiet good girl. HA! Boy, I shoved my head full of fake dreams, which never worked at all! I mean I loved books, and that's one thing I know I will take forever, they are the best things, which I can bury my head into. But living in the library? That failed horridly, apparently then I wanted to be this "cool and popular" kid, and well anyone who I thought was "cool" I was friends with- yes very petty of me. I mean I still talk to some of them, Hi-byes, how are you and stuff. But I mean with the so-called cool people, what the hell was I thinking?  I was a fool, when I sorted all that and now I have these amazing friends who are just so cool. But sometime I see people who I was friends with and I remember fake promises, and just random memories which could have been better if I got my priorities right. Ah I just love laughing at my stupidity of when I was younger, it’s amazing how many things I’ve done without a thought, and how selfish I was. Oh dear. Now I’m just the average Indian girl, who is rather poor and loves car boot sales, and her lovely friends who think she’s this thing to laugh at. Wonderful and delightful life is. But once I think about it, all I’m glad I did what I did otherwise I wouldn’t be here as I am and I have learnt what friend should be like, and who friends are. But boy, I was an idiot then, still am now, but I have my priorities right! – Well sort of.

So my tutor asked my class to write down one thing we want to achieve by the time we finish school. So I wrote finish the book I’m writing. First thing first WHAT BOOK? Second, I wonder what it’s going to be about. I mean I did try to write a book, but whenever I do read what I’ve written it gets stupider and stupider. Such as the beginning of one writing piece I’ve done is. I am the key.  That sentence is probably the worst sentence I’ve ever written. I think my toilet essay is better than half the things I’ve written. So unless I want to write a book about my toilet and my love for it, I won’t be getting far in writing a book or even starting it as all I’ve got so far is. I am the key.

Oh I just realised that I haven’t explained about the toilet essay, well basically I had to write about my ultimate happy place for some English writing. And I don’t have one, so I decided to write about how much I love the toilet, and how peaceful it is. I may copy it up for your humour if you want. But I am proud to tell you I did not, fail that essay, I mean I was expecting something like an A* or something but I didn’t and got an C+ probably one of my worst grades, but I was still shocked as the beginning was so much better than “I am the key” it was something like the toilet, the place where my heart lies. Something like that anyway, all I can remember that it was awesome, and humorous, but completely serious and full of truth for me. I must say I still am shock I didn’t get an B or above for that amazing piece of dedication  

Well talking about my beloved makes me want to go now, so good day and until next time!

School So Soon Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Summers finished as of school tomorrow. Yay.  I was meaning to write this for a while but didn’t get round to it. therefore apologises for that Anyway it’s my last year at school and I am not looking forward to it, but then I am as I can see all my friends that I didn’t see during the holidays, and well theres some really good things happening like, okay I can’t think of anything! So apart from friends... Ohh ohh I got one, I don’t have to go back to school EVER! Hmm when I come to think of it I guess it’s a bad thing as well as a good thing, because well it’s change and I don’t cope well with change. And it also means what shall I do next go to college, or get a full time job or do an apprenticeship. I thinking towards more of a apprenticeship but I don’t know I feel so terribly confused! A friend told me once the best advice ever, which is that “take it as it comes” and I did that last year and I don’t think I did that badly, now it’s just this year and I am going to do my best. I think/I hope.  Anyway with all my life’s issues, I was thinking what type of holiday it has been and I think it could have been better I could have done some work or something other than housework. But I went out for a friend’s birthday which was amazingly fun! I went cycling when I could with my lovely sisters. Apart from that I can’t really recall anything interesting. Oh I made a completely crap birthday cake for my eldest sister. I think that’s blog worthy and boy it was drrrrryyyyy! Also I’ve been listening to the Beatles because of a friend who loves them, so I thought I would check them out, and they are pretty amazing... favourite song so far is “Hey Jude” and “Twist and Shout!”

I took this picture at near a park I went to during a rest period after cycling, and I thought it was beautiful and wanted to capture it. So I'm sharing! 

Enjoy! 

Crazy Vegetables

So I’m rather happy at the precise moment, considering that I’ve been a vegetarian for a year! A year! Ohhhh something I thought I wouldn’t be able to do. A WHOLE FRICKING YEAR! I’m as happy as you are, when you buy you’re self a kinder garden surprise, and you got the best toy! Wow, it feels amazing, I feel really proud, considering before this year, I loved chicken, and lamb and yummy fast food chicken. Oh and my favourite was crab. Delicious! Something I couldn’t get enough of and I managed a whole year without it. WOHAOOOOOOOOOO I’m so proud! I want to sing and everything about it. It was really difficult I must tell you, the entire experience was difficult and tiresome, I had my dad teasing me, and every question about my action. And sometimes I feel like putting the bloody person, off meat and that by telling them about the wrongness, and how life is precious. And just imagine if giants came to earth, and ate your brother, or sister or wife. Just imagine how you feel about that, then think about the animals that you’re eating! Oh boy, put me in an annoyed mood, and I’m sure I can most likely put anyone off it. I mean it’s my choice, if I keep it as don’t want to eat it anymore, don't ask the million questions and just accept it. Ergh! This reminds me, I have this family dinner to attend soon, and as me and my mum are the only veggies, and my mum’s been one for ages, so all the questions are on me. And I’ve said before because I want to, or depending on my mood I say “want to be a better person” in the bluntest voice manageable.  And as expecting, from my cousin-brother, I will be getting, “hehehe sooo vhy you veggie? Heeyyy? Vhyyy” "Chickeeeeeeeeen goood, nooo? But vhyyy?"and there you have me, mainly because I dislike him (to be fair I dislike my entire relatives-family thing) I will answer with, “I can’t stand the fact, that I have to take another’s life to fill my stomach” that will shut his hairy mouth up! I hope anyway, and at the end, I’ll have my mother glaring at me, and I’ll be thinking great  lecture coming this way. But to be fair, if I told you once, that I don’t eat it, and explained why i would apprciate it if some brainless people didn’t ask me why, what, how again and again because that’s just going to piss me off and well I’ll be unpleasant. Or I try to before my mother’s glaring eye’s get to me. Oh and some of my relatives accents are so bloody annoying! I mean it’s “why” with a W not with a V. Where on earth did you learn to replace your w’s with v’s? Once I got told from this other cousin who I also dislike, that his sister became a vegetarian because when the butcher was cutting up pieces of chicken the knife flew at her, and nearly cut her toe. How in the world can somebody be put off with meat? Makes zilch sense, okay being put off of going to the butchers, fine but stop eating meat? What the hell is wrong with her? Well that’s is my personal opinion I just don’t understand the logic. Anyway I am off to eat my beautiful vegetables, maybe have a wonderful mushroom burger. So until next time, goodbye! 

P.s I BROUGHT A BEAN BAG FOR 50p! YAY!

Eating worms and paedophile hiding places.

Hi, so as you guessed from my title, I've eaten worms or well I hope I haven’t but all the evidence points to the fact I have.  Anyway recently I have been going for a lot of bike rides, well since the summer holiday has started, and well it’s usually one of the ways to get out the house. Oh and that, I don’t want to feel how I felt on that bike ride I went to, with my school. So, I went on my own, as me and my sister had an argument, and well I hate dragging people to do things I want. So like a loner I am, I went round this national park, and it was pretty big, so whenever I stopped I had a drink of water or ate some of the blackberries which were growing just about everywhere but the ground. there are these places in the park, which my sister doesn't really like going to, as nobody is there, and it’s usually attacked by nettles. As I was on my own I decided that I would go, and see where the path out take me, and so I went and like I said no one was there. So in my head I had this heroic sound, or it was the theme to pink panther, and I traveled these narrow, weeded path and I ended up in the same place I started. Which cheesed me off, and not the cheddar kind either! Then I heard a noise. And this creeped me out, considering I was the only one there. It was like a ruffling, noise, and then suddenly in my head I just though “Omg, pedos must hid here, waiting for kiddies! Shit, fuck, shit, kids, shit. ” and that’s when I rode my bike, like never before! Boy I was shitting myself! And then I was in the nice place, where you can actually see the light, and the sky. That’s also when I realised that, pedos like candy vans, and well happy places like small parks with swings. Where kids actually are! Hmmmpt, what an idiot I is! Ahh you must be wondering, so what about the worms. “TELL ME ABOUT THE WORMS” Okay, okay! So like I said I was eating blackberries, and so I went on my way back home, and I had this genius idea, of emptying out my water bottle, and putting the berries in there so my mum and dad can have some. So I did so collecting a lot, spending about 20 mins collecting about half a bottle of berries. And it was a big bottle. There I was, riding home on my bike, proud of myself, for picking lots of berries and hoping my mother would like them. When I reached home, I tipped the berries out, and ate one or two not that anyone’s counting. When I reached out for another berry, there were worms!  Dozens of them. So many just on the blackberries, I pick. I ATE! You also had my parents laughing, which was unfair. So very unfair!

Moral of this story? 

Parents love laughing at you, and then see you despair over every moving little thing. 

Summer is Here, and so is the chores!

Summers here! Well the holidays, and I have been looking forward to these for like ages! I mean the weekend was the first weekends were I did no homework or any revision what so ever. HAPPY! Six weeks of no school. And I should be like over the moon, but guess what I was doing this past weekend while all my amazing friends where chilling out, watching TV doing nothing. I WAS CLEANING WINDOWS. Yes my mother is that evil. Grrrrrr! and today, what did I do? I had to take out clothes which I didn't want (for the charity and that, clothes which don’t fit or I don’t want). And my mum was just sitting opposite, saying "why you chucking that away? You haven't even worn it?" "Ohh, you can still wear that!" and my replies were something simple like, “mum I've had this for 5 years, I'm not going to wear it. EVER!" and to that I get things like "wasting my money, stupid girl." so after she went downstairs, to make sure of something, I quickly, shoved all the clothes I didn't want. Yay I'm such a genius, let’s just hope she doesn't double check! Anyway, I have lots of plans for this holiday, and there you have my mother going, isn't cleaning, and doing chores just fun? And with my mother you don't have a choice but to agree, and that leads to doing more chores!

 "Having fun cleaning those windows?"

“Sure mum, time of my life"

 "Excellent, you can clean the kitchen windows tomorrow, then your sister's room".

And if you're thinking why don't you just say it's not fun, or you hate it? Well this is how it would go...

"Having fun cleaning windows?"

"No, mum I hate it! Why don't you do it?" 

"Excuse me. Excuse me, you little spoilt brat! Who do you think you are? I never said that to my mother when I was you're age! I have to do everything in the house, and all I've asked you is to clean the windows and you're complaining. And you don't even pay the damn bills!

"Sorry mum, I'll even clean the outside" 

"Wait till your father hears about this!"

"I said I'm sorry!" 

"Okay, do your sister's windows tomorrow then"

 No win situation really, great life right? Then at dinner time you get, "Do you know what, your good for nothing lazy daughter said to me?" or it'll go on for the next day and a half. Ahh my mother, not another one like her in the world ;]. And do you know what the most annoying thing is ever? When you've cleaned the windows, there sparkly clean, and the next thing you know it’s raining! RAINING and you've even cleaned the outside. That's when you think what the bloody point is?

   

Ohhhh guess what I did? I cycled 17miles, on a bike, well it was probably like 16miles, 'cause I couldn't cycle up hills, and I got tired really easily but who's counting? But whoever is reading this, advice I am giving you, if you're not a good cyclist DO NOT, I'm telling you EVER take up a cycling challenge ever! You die, in the first five minutes, and your thighs burn you, and it's just horrible, and when you have your break, and you think you're okay to go back on. THE PAIN! Boy, it's horrible, you wish you never stopped! Well, until next time, good bye!

Crappy Relatives and Indian Weddings

Hello, well don’t I just have a lot to tell you! First is that, at this moment of time, I am rather tired, and fed up over a numerous of things.  So this blog is going to be a bit of a complaining one! So I had to go to a wedding over the weekend, and well as you may know I am an Indian, so of course it was a rather long, boring crappy weekend. Hmpt. I might as well start from the beginning, as the celebration was quite far from where I live, I went to stay at my uncle’s house and to be far I never really liked him or as of matter of fact, his family as they are an annoying, lazy bunch of people who deserve each other. Well my uncle and aunt deserve each other. So there’s five of them altogether, uncle, aunt, two girls and one boy, and as you don’t really know, but will from now on, is that I love kids, any age (and not in the wrong way either!) but well, this family is bizarre, because their parents don’t give too shits, and don’t want to play with them, I’m stuck with them, for some unknown reason! I mean why can’t those little brats, like my sister more than me? Do I have some kind of magical powers which is attracting kiddies? Wow if I did, I would make a awesome “kid”napper not that I do, or that I am a pedo(which in fact I find disgusting, and any person who has this problem should have their bits removed) in any sort of form, all I have is pedo sunglasses :D.  And well, the food was disgusting I could have made better food with my eyes closed, for heaven’s sake! There was so much salt! And the worst part is, that her three year old child said she doesn’t even like the food, yet she’s too stupid to realise that the food is bad.  Or she just can’t taste, unlike her child who doesn’t even know what seasoning is. My aunt is so damn lazy,  she told me mum the night before not to wake her up early, so my mum didn’t wake her up and there she said about 5 in the morning, when me and my family were just about to leave she got up and, went to ask my mother why she didn’t wake her up. Anyway I woke up, 3 in the morning, to get ready and that, as we had to leave for about 20past 6. Oh but what time did we leave? Quarter to 8. I could have strangled someone, if I wasn’t too busy trying to figure out how to be comfortable in a coach. If you say, that you have to be ready and set at a certain time, why was there such a late leave? Goodness sake! And the food at the wedding was just as bad, oily and gross, and had no seasoning.  Food should be made, to a good standard or what is the bloody point of making it at all. And the thing is that, at ever damn wedding the food is pretty bad, and the process of the whole celebration is long a dreary, and you meet people you’re never going to see in your life again. The day is such a waste of time, you have to look nice, wake up early, and if you’re close to the member who is getting married, it’s even worse, as you have to be doing lot of work, and getting up early, and sleeping late, and well be there to do lots of Indian days before celebration. I can tell you from plenty of previous experiences that it is horrible!

I honestly am trying to think of something good to say about weddings, and I can’t think of anything! Nothing, what so ever, well nothing good about Indian wedding’s anyway! So if you ever, get invited to any Indian’s wedding, best friend or cousin, don’t go. It’s like a punishment for being awesome(well in my case anyway ;).

Meet Someone Famous!

Hey, well considering my last two post are rather, I must say sightful of my views, I thought I should do a post about me. And what interesting things happen in my life. Well that's zilch. My word of saying zero. But I met a awesome author today(well more as in the other day such as Monday 4th July) Graham Joyce, at Phoenix Art Centre, and we just watched a movie, and talked about it. When you finally met someone, who you respect (not that I've ever read any books of his) you feel as if you've been noticed. But then soon it gradually slips away. But it just makes you feel special, and like the "one". Haha, sorry I forgot to add the movies name. Matrix (this will explain some of the lame jokes I will make, that's if you have watched it. If not get your sorry ass some movie site and watch it!) I've watched this movie many times, but every time I watch it, it brings a totally different aspect to life, and to movies and science-fiction.  Anyway back to when to met someone respectful, well I've totally forgotten the point to that. Oh guess what! I got free ice cream. I was going to choose the tropical mango one but then I fell in love for the double chocolate. It's the brown things, can't help but love the brown 'uns. Well seeing that I've completely forgotten the point of this post, I am now going to go and make my self useful, maybe go and sit in one corner and think about how awesome I am. But be sure to check Graham out!
http://www.grahamjoyce.net/

Parents on Facebook, as your friend.

You live with them, see them, and suddenly you look at your friend requests on facebook, and you see that your Mum wants to be your friend. Or dad on that matter of fact. But, why would you want them there, and why are they adding you? I mean you see them every day don't you(and the other way around), and if you don't live with them that fine, but do you really want them to see drunken pictures of yourself? Sure some parents must be completely "cool" as some would say, but personally I think there should be a difference between parents and friends. I mean they taught you how to shit! Or at least put some limitations on what they see so they can keep the respect they have for you, and still be proud of you.
Okay fine,  your parents your friends on facebook but for God’s sake don't go and swear and say "My Mum's a b**ch, I hate her" she's just going to ground you then and plus that’s just plain pathetic. Idiot. There's also times were you have really strict parents, and they don't want you to have a boyfriend/girlfriend or they don't want you to go out with that particular boy/girl or they don't know you've lost your virginity yet. And being a friend on your facebook is one way to keep an eye on you so you "have" to accept and there you've got on your wall you've got, from that "special friend" things like "Oh you’re so good in bed" "I love you" or "I can't wait for Valentine’s Day, I have the perfect present!" And you are stupid enough to think that, your parents are complete idiots that they cannot figure out you have a  relationship with the bizarre friend which likes you and stalks you but you keep telling them no? (Or if that's the case, that you've lost your virginity) Yikes, where were you educated? Anyway all I'm trying to say, is that give your parents more credit then, well then you give them. Because first thing is that they're not stupid, second is that unfortunately you live with them, so to put it simply they control your life or if you don't live with them, and all you're money has gone on booze well who's going to help you, 'cause I can tell you right now it's not going to be me(:

Those Brown Men

Hello, as you can see that battle with the spider, well I won and wasn’t eaten alive, hence the fact I am writing my next blog. Yay! Well today’s about Indian men. Interesting hey, well sorry you have no choice in this topic so shush.

Anyway, well I did my work experience a couple of weeks ago. And well, this consisted of working with mainly Indian men. So there I was speaking really bad Gujarati to these people, who live with the language like we live with English. Anyway they had this bizarre habit of mentioning that, well I was bad at speaking the language.  So they decided, the new girl she can stand upstairs, while we stand down here and talk about her.  This is the point where you think to yourself, “Wow some people are really stupid.” Just because I’m bad at speaking the language does not mean I don’t understand it!  Stupid.  Plain stupid.  On the bright side of the placement, I made one friend.  And yes that one friend was an Indian man. But out of everyone he was the nicest and wanted to talk to me, instead of my back. I also met a couple of people, yes Indian men, and they were the rudest customers ever. The worst part of my job was that I could not answer back(to them) otherwise, I would have kindly explained to them that it is a restaurant and cooking food does take time, and yes there are other customers which ordered before you. Now shut up and drink your free water!

Something Small and Sweet to Say HI

Well considering this is my first ever blog, I’m glad to say it’s going to be a pleasant one? I don’t really know, it’s just been a long day. And I have two exams tomorrow, so what am I doing on my laptop, and writing a blog about nothing? Well I have no idea. Oh, that reminds me, I have my food coursework deadline tomorrow is well. Great. Those reading this must be rather lucky people, and well, kind, as they are wasting some time out of theirs on my blog. So thanks. I’m not going to have a certain topic today, considering it is my first ever blog. It’s a general blog about nothing. Haha. Oh by the way, just for those upcoming blogs, I am a typical Indian, and well if you know an Indian, well you should know that we people love cheap things. Such as car boot sales, or offers of sorts, you may get the rare type of Indian who is willing to buy clothes more than £20. And yes, that shirt you’re wearing right now, or those trainers you parents decided to buy you, well I consider that pretty expensive. Even if it was for your birthday! Well now, we have settled I am a pretty cheap person, you must be wondering what my gift buying for people are, and well that’s my secret! As for my first blog, let’s see how many followers I will get?  HOLY SHIT A BIG SPIDER.........